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CANDLES + WASH

Listen to the RUDE DUDE and BUY THE DAMN CANDLES ALREADY. 

What are you F*CKING waiting for????
42 products
  • WASH YOUR F*CKIN HANDS (4 pack) - Scent of Cleanliness
      $112.00
    $88.00
  • Rude Dude BRANDY - Candle 9 oz
    $38.00
    $38.00
  • Rude Dude BOURBON - Candle 9 oz
    $38.00
    $38.00
  • Rude Dude MALDIVES - Candle 9 oz
    $38.00
    $38.00
  • Rude Dude DIRTY MARTINI - Candle 18 oz
    $48.00
    $48.00
  • Rude Dude BLACK TUX - Candle 9 oz
    $38.00
    $38.00
  • Rude Dude HUMIDOR - Luxury Candle 18 oz
    $48.00
    $48.00
  • Rude Dude BABY MAKER - Candle 9 oz
    $38.00
    $38.00
  • Rude Dude SEXY TIME - Candle 18 oz
    $48.00
    $48.00
  • Rude Dude BOURBON - Candle 18 oz
    $48.00
    $48.00
  • F*CKIN SOAP - Exfoliating Bar - 5.3 oz - 4 PACK
    $26.00
    $26.00
  • I F*CKIN LOVE YOU Candle - Scent of Affection
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • Rude Dude HOOKAH - Candle 9 oz
    $38.00
    $38.00
  • ABSO-F*CKING-LUTELY Candle - Scent of Conviction
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • F*CK CANCER Candle - Scent of Living
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • Rude Dude TEQUILA BLANCO - Candle 18 oz
    $48.00
    $48.00
  • HAPPY ANNI-F*CKIN-VERSARY Candle - Scent of Forever
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • DE-F*CKING-LICIOUS Candle - Scent of Decadence
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • F*CKIN SOAP - Exfoliating Bar - 5.3 oz
    $8.00
    $8.00
  • HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY Candle - Scent of Immortality
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • Smells Like A Big Pinus Candle - Royal Pine
      $34.00
    $28.00
  • Rude Dude MIDNIGHT - Candle 18 oz
    $48.00
    $48.00
  • Rude Dude BLACK MAGIC - Candle 9 oz
    $38.00
    $38.00
  • Rude Dude BLACK FOREST - Candle 9 oz
    $38.00
    $38.00

Testimonials:

"These candles smell awesome."
Ted P., MN
"What a wonderful anniversary present. I punched my husband in the arm then gave him a kiss. Funny boy!"
Janet J., CA
"Sometimes a candle says it all. Thanks guys this was a perfect birthday gift."
Sam S, FL